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::brain breaks::

I originally started this for the Archipelago Fancharacter contest, but I didn’t get it done on time, so I decided to throw in a background and be done with it for now. I’m really happy with how the lines came out, at least.

I originally started this for the Archipelago Fancharacter contest, but I didn’t get it done on time, so I decided to throw in a background and be done with it for now. I’m really happy with how the lines came out, at least.

Off-topic Resource Post - Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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My understanding of tea etiquette in England is:

OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA.

IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

(Source: http://ceilingtheo.tumblr.com)

Anyone ever try to think about how John from Homestuck is related to himself?

Because in the Beta session, he’s the genetic offspring of Jane, and Mr. Egbert is also the genetic offspring of Jane, so John as the adopted son of Mr. Egbert is technically his uncle, but in the Alpha session John is the biological father of his formerly adopted father, making him his own grandfather, and technically the adopted grandfather to his biological mother, making himself his own great grandfather. And this assumes that Hussie isn’t going to pull something headbreaky with the alpha kid’s ectobiology session, which I will bet you fake internet monies that he is going to do, and which would make this potentially even more complicated. 

Call me Karkat, but I think I need to make a chart.

I swear, my search history is about 200% weirder after playing doodle or die for a while. 

Related, here’s my favorite doodle from today so far.

In response to “diver mickey forges something and 3 mermaids are sceptical.”

(Source: hoyeaaarrrl, via madseason)

Anyone else ever get the impression that sculpture is really a great big competition for “hey, look at what I can make not fall over!”?

Anyone else ever get the impression that sculpture is really a great big competition for “hey, look at what I can make not fall over!”?

So I told Dana that if he posted untagged gory photos, I was going to post untagged spider photos as revenge. Though I’m tagging today to avoid triggering anyone else, since I know for a fact he doesn’t use Tumblr Savior.

So, guess what he posted today?

(spider time)

Jumping Spider

That one is for the violent shooting scene. 

Baby Spider

And this one is for the human dissection pictures! D’aww, it’s just a baby. So cute!

Senior year finals are the worst, because you’ll probably never see your professor again, so you want to say something like “Hey, thanks for teaching me and caring about me for the past four years, you’re awesome and you’ve probably influenced me in ways I don’t even understand yet and maybe we’ll see each other again someday” but other people are still taking the test, so you’re just like, “Um… bye.”